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Today was…

…chapped lips, screwed by red balls, makeup, newlyweds, Chuck Woolery, 4:30 AM, a friendly Australian, and Miss USA. More soon.

new site

I don’t even know why I’m doing this, I think maybe I’ll be more motivated by a new host and layout. If nothing else you can see a closeup of a cheeseburger that’s long, long gone.
danrubenstein.com now leads to danrubenstein.wordpress.com
I’m lame.

Hello.

My name is Dan and I like to write. Unfortunately, I don’t write as much as I’d like to. I really should write more, even if I eventually just end up writing about things that really don’t matter all that much (for instance: the act of writing). These things also include (but are not limited [...]

Maarty.

Maarty (with two As) was this close to giving me palpitations Saturday night.

Flying Man!

• Without a shadow of a doubt, the Megan Mulally talk show is easily the most painful television to watch, no matter how long you catch it. Who knew that hiring a person who nobody knew anything about to host a talk show would be a bad idea? Even if you like Will and Grace [...]

south of the border

Last week I went to Mexico with my family, Jackie, and my brother’s girlfriend. The trip included foot blisters, tortillas, fake boobs, questionable sushi, included alcohol, a floating trampoline, carved coconuts, the Oregon Ducks, and even more Tortillas. I don’t feel like writing anything more than captions, so enjoy:
I’m not really a breakfast guy, but [...]

Soon

I went to Boise this past weekend. Pictures to come…

Meh

I’m back damnit.
I mainly haven’t updated for the following reasons:
1. The College Football Tour Guide. It can really only be described as revolutionary. The College Football Tour Guide.
2. I don’t eat nearly as many interesting things as I used to, unless you count ramen and grilled cheese, ramen and a peanut butter sandwich, or [...]

So Lost

Yo.
• Yea, Lost is back, which means that I get to watch a show that constantly leaves me wondering why nobody on the show has decided (or demanded) that everything be laid out in front of them. I get that there has to be an air of mystery around everything and that the Dharma folk [...]